Welcome to Hell!! Hell, Michigan that is! Located in Southeast Michigan; Hell should be on everyone’s Michigan Bucket List! Spend a day in this small quaint town where the residents have really embraced their town spirit! Surrounded by 400 acres of beautiful campgrounds, biking and hiking trails, a chain of lakes, channels, and recreational areas; enjoy both entertainment and nature.
Plan your trip to Hell by running for Major; you’ll be a shoo in (for the right price)! As the Major of Hell you’ll be busy performing Mayoral duties and making important decisions. Your reward? An Official Property Deed to your very own One Square Inch of Hell, Michigan! Get a picture with your Devil Horns and Major Badge in front of the Major for the Day Board with your name on it! Enjoy your day reigning over Hell before your inevitable impeachment.
When you arrive in Hell stop in to Screams Souvenirs From Hell & Helloween to be inaugurated as Hell’s Mayor. While you’re there pick up your souvenirs and your Dam U Diploma from Damnation University. The institution of Higher Learning awards over 100 different types of degrees. After your graduation head over to Hell’s Official Post Office to send your friends and family a burning Postcard. While your in Hell Hole Bar you might as well grab some lunch, try their homemade Pasties; they are to die for!
Next walk through the Gates of Hell to play some Putt Putt Mini Golf! Hell’s unique course sticks to the theme with melted snowmen and more. Have some family fun and cool off from the burning heat of Hell at the Screamatorium with some ice scream! Try the Gravedigger Sundae but beware their warning; “If you devour the Gravedigger Sundae, we assume no responsibility for your demise, but we will sign, seal, and singe your Death Certificate!” – The Creamatory of Screams.
Take in some nature by renting a canoe or kayaks and paddle through Hell along a beautiful chain of lakes. Once you return head to Hell Saloon to quench your thirst, enjoy special events, live music, and sinfully good food! After some fun grab your beloved and take a romantic walk along Hell Creek River and over the infamous bridge. Lock your love to the bridge like so many other damned lovers and throw away the key! When in love in Hell head to Hell’s Chapel of Love to make your love eternal, with a real legally binding ceremony.
Hell, Michigan is a Hell of a lot of fun! Spend a day and enjoy everything Hell has to offer. Don’t forget to get your picture next to the Welcome to Hell sign and share your pictures with all of the Owl Family by uploading your pictures here. With so much to do and all at little cost you are gonna have a Hell of a time in Hell, Michigan!
